orange paper

The school year is almost over.

Brain does not compute.

slowly

dieing

I should really be working on my final philosophy project. Blah I'll just throw some words onto the paper and colour it.

Yaay colouring gets me good marks!

I've really been lacking some good stories *cough about my dad cough*

I've just been so absorbed in my studies that I couldn't possibly be out having fun *cough reading in the dark corner of my room cough*

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

I laughed. Oh Jeeeez

I'm a horrible person.